But the 49-year-old, revealing her identity for the first time, says she doesn't find the video very funny and plans to take the mall in Wyomissing, Pennsylvania to court after accusing staff of laughing instead of helping her out of the water.Moment she'll never live down: Cathy trips over the wall, top left, and, clockwise, tumbles into the water, before shaking herself down and climbing out as she tries to recover what's left of her dignity Mrs Marrero said she was leaving work at a nearby shop that day and texting a friend from church who wanted to know her birthday and the birthday of her husband, Walter Marrero, 46, an unemployed maintenance worker.That is, of course, if you want to stay friends with the person. : Keep your messages marked as new in case you aren’t responding right away. The Two Day Rule: If it takes you two days to get back to me, I technically have two days to get back to you. : usually these texts are sent late at night or after someone gets dumped. THE IRONIC RULE: DON'T TEXT IN ALL CAPS: IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE ANGRY !! The L O L Rule: Don't use "lol" more than you have to.That way you can keep track of the people that are in need of a response. There is no room to get upset at someone for not responding to you in a timely fashion when you don’t respond to them quickly either. They say: “I kind of think you’re ok, but I’m really just trying to boost my ego by knowing that you’ll respond.” They probably know this because you’ve broke The 2 Text Rule in the past. The Rule of Dismissal: Don't ignore a call and then text a person. The Rule of Disproportionate Letters: This one applies to messages received from a woman: never respond to a three page text with "k." At least give her a full “ok.” If you’re a guy and you get a three page text from another guy, it’s completely acceptable to delete them from both Facebook and your life. (It’s ironic because the title of the rule is written all in caps. And by “more than you have to” we mean don’t use it at all.By being late or careless on a date, you’re making it rather obvious that the date isn’t of much importance to you.Always be on time, and on the grave circumstance that you’re forced to be late, let your date know ahead in time that you’ll be late.
Somehow we always manage to fit Facebook into all relationship/hookup/guy-meets-girl talks. The image we portray to the world is now through statuses and pictures. I met you at a fundraiser and now would like to get to know you so we exchange names and numbers and now I go home and friend you. All of the sudden the business-casual, classy beauty at the affair turns into a funneling, ice-luging, pole dancing, make out queen of Indiana University. I just mean the ones that do not portray the real you. Facebook has pictures and statuses of you since when you were 18 years old. As twisted as it may seem, FB is a deep look into who you really are. QUIZ: Are You Accidentally Sabotaging Your Relationship? Stand your ground if you are not comfortable with publicizing it and he is.Everyone has been there; you text someone and then they immediately call you back after they get the text.They may not know it, but your friend just broke the number one rule of text messaging.With that being said, there is also the other side of the coin… The Too Quick Rule: If it takes me two days to respond to you, don’t respond immediately. Give them some time to think that you missed their call instead of them knowing that you ignored it. This is especially appropriate in situations like this “traffic is horrible LOL.” Obviously, you’re not laughing out loud at the traffic.This rule is particularly pertinent in dating situations. An old roommate of mine had some great wisdom about relationships when he told me “there’s always one person in a relationship that likes the other person less, and you never want to be the person who is liked less.” If you continue to text them after no responses, you’re the person who is liked less. Some people like to use lol in every text when a simple “haha” will do.