We’ve all seen how rich, famous and influential most of these Instagram socialites have become nowadays without doing anything worth talking about.Most of them claim they are businesswomen, yet they’re always on vacation and sleep all day in 5-star hotel rooms. Last night I got my mitts on some screenshots of a very intriguing Whats App conversation between an influential Kenyan politician and a famous socialite.

Why recreate a grand colonial-style all-suite place, the sort Ernest Hemingway lived in, on Karen Blixen’s erstwhile farm, not far from where Lord Erroll was mysteriously murdered and with views over the fabled Ngong Hills, where Finch Hatton was buried? And whilst Ernest Hemingway wasn’t given to drama, he expressed style. There’s no lobby, only a colonnaded reception embraced in winding staircases.I’m in snug rolls of blankets, gently rolling into slumber, when gently my breakfast order is requested. Though I’m in their world-class Business Class, I haven’t quite expected its multi-award-winning amenities to include Naomi Campbell as hostess. But I’m not on Kenya Airways’ just-launched new Dreamliner, I’m in their more down-to-earth aircraft.Latest blogs: SPECIAL COUNSEL Burn Baby Burn, Wasserman-Schultz Busted Again-Dumb Dem, Oh Canada.You are bad, bad, bad......., Any Old Farts Remember the Days of Discretion?