When it came to Playboy honcho Hugh Hefner, fake sex was far preferable to the real thing.
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Do you think they will ever get married and have kids? The ones we know for sure to be about Lisa are Noel — despite Lisa’s denial, but it is her middle name, so what are the chances Alex would name it that just because? They were cute and all, I guess, and I was warming to them by the end of Warped Tour.
You’re welcome to use my name but I don’t want to put it on a permanent page on the blog. I don’t think they’ll be having kids for a good few years yet though. We’ll never know all of them since it’s probably a vast number and Alex will never let on. Besides, I struggle to ship Taylex because I totally ship Baradine. He stated that in some extremely uncomfortable Bryan Stars interview.
They don't realize they've stumbled up a REAL GLORYHOLE.
These black beauties show up in adult bookstores, adult dvd stores and arcades looking for a little fun.