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Either he's being really forward with you or that "thinking of you" text was only sent to you because he wasn't paying attention.4. The euphemism-word ratio in romance novels is too much trouble to calculate.Author Ralph Keyes wrote Euphemania: Our Love Affair With Euphemisms, the latest book on the polite way putting things.His idea of a date is really just a thinly veiled sexual euphemism."Hey, how about for our first date, we grab a bite to eat, and then I [vague reference to oral here]." Chances are slim you are going to be like, "Yeah, dude.