PICK UP LINE TO GET NUMBER
Guess what I'm wearing? Because you've got FINE written all over you. Were you arrested earlier? I have an "owie" on my lip. Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
DESCRIPTION: Do you know what I did last night? You're making the other women look really bad. Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates
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I'm not staring at your boobs.
- Are you a banana? Are you a kidnapper?
- There are not that many girls on this planet of ours that first dislike the line you used, ANY line… and then also dislike the fact that they realized you were making fun of bad pick up lines.
- If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. Are you a florist?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. Is your father a mechanic? You're hotter than donut grease. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you. Something is wrong with my cell phone. Because I find you a-peeling Are you Netflix?
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Because Yoda only one for me! Because Wii would look good together. Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart. Do you have any sunscreen? You got a jersey?
Well, here I am! Do you play soccer? Your hand looks heavy. I'm new in town.
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Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Is your last name Campbell? I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. Are you from Korea? Mine seems to have been stolen Do you smoke pot? Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? Because you're the only ten I see! Cause damn, you look expensive!
idiot, she should be biting the man in the hand,
I took one hard hit before and it hurt for weeks, this dude must have been really ill after this
well hot is a relative word.
I have knocked out to this scene too many times! still going.
Ooooh lucky sissy slut ! I wanna be dressed and punished by this lovely mistress too ! Does anybody know her ?
die kleine ist ein traum
this is a great vid. love listening to these girls talk about their turn ons. yum